Not-nightmares and what's up with me~

So a not-nightmare is just that. Something that is not a nightmare, and therefore not scary while you're in it, but once you wake up you're like wtf just happened?

That's the reaction my subconscious has had to the movie Watership Down. Not-nightmares, and bullshit.

Had a not-nightmare that I was in my house at night, and the freaky sun-thing Fritz was acting like the eye of Saron(one more letter and it's Sharon) and I guess if it's light touched you you would like, die or something. It wasn't really clear what would happen to you, just that you needed to avoid it. Then my mom was sitting in the bathroom and saying something about sitting in there with the cats to hide. F that. Really. I was going in there to get Tammy out of there, cause even though it's the only room in the house that could possibly protect from a freaky sun-creature, somehow I also knew that was the one room that bloody thing could send microwaves into the floor and walls to nuke whoever was in there. Like my cat. I got her out.

Then I went to my room, which yes, has a window in it. The Fritz-Saron red lightbeam thing crept into my room, and I was like whatever. I got hidden in the corner of my bed like behind it and the wall, which didn't really make sense cause my bed is a heap of mattresses (like the princess and the pea XD) and they're shoved into that same corner. Anyway, I don't think it saw me, but I woke up right then when it's uh eye-light got over the top of my head.

Guess Fritz wakes you up.

Lame.

Okey, next not-nightmare happened todayish sometimeish. (there was a bit of intro before it got to the part relating to the movie)

Starts out with wandering some bloody cave-thing as some kind of ritual-rite for some weird thing that doesn't exist and I'm not a part of. I was finding all the magical junk, some glowy crystals, and a bowl of 'the goddess' that looked like it was out of an Englishman's house and had instructions printed on it in several different languages including Turkish. Anyway, the sun-bowl, pretty much just made rainbows for your viewing pleasure outside but still nearby instead of ya know, glowing rainbows or starting fires, or something interesting.

Then there was a skeleton that was in a dangerous high pressure section of the cave with its knees and wrists tied together. My brother found that one. But after we got out, for some reason there was a kiddo that looked suspiciously like my evil icky step-cousin in a younger form. She was being a poop, and thusly got whoop. Spankings are good for children, especially when they don't get disciplined. Ever.

Anyway, as it turned out, this girl who was not my step-cousin followed by a woman who was not my step-relativething(she's weird, I don't claim she's family. or human.) Apparently, I was this kid's kindergarten teacher. And teachers are not supposed to beat and or discipline children. This is when she demanded for my qualifications to teach.

My subconscious bluntly told her that I had two master's degrees and was working on my third (for what? who even knows man. my dream-state is worse than some people's acid trips. especially because it's set up to make it seem like it should make total sense and transitions into each new scene smoothly). Then I knew five languages, and I was great with children. (rehihiheeeely? pfffffffffffffffff) This brings up the great question of why was I a kindergarten teacher? Well, apparently I had never thought about it, and I was like why am I a kindergarten teacher? I should go teach at a university now or something. So I left to go do that.

But then I was like hmmmm, if those kids turn out to be brats, they're already pretty much set in their ways and I can't do anything about it.

So I skipped an airplane ride (seriously, who wants to dream about that? yay for editing skills <3), came up into some random tourist spot, and got a red motorcycle. (It was hawt!!! I want one! ^^) Then proceeded to ride down through the gorgeous green scenery jumping streams and rivers and trying to figure out where Matthew lived again because he said if I needed a job or just wanted to hang out I should totally find him.

Weeeeeell, kinda rode past the place in the mountains his house was (he also lived either in the mountains by a place or on a road called Sister), so I was like, ehhhhh, whatever. I have a bike and this place is pretty. I'm just gonna keep going. There was a really gorgeous place I found that had three big random boulders and I was like YES. I will make my kingdom here and rule forever more.

Then there were also random people who were with me, but I ignored them as having been there the whole time.

But the problem with my new kingdom was poking out by one of the boulders. It was an antenna for a house. So I went up the hill, and low and behold, there was a bunch of freaking empty houses in a flat dirt field.

(The field! It's covered in blood!-what my mind automatically thought)

Kay. So the field of death from Watership Down turned into a bunch of houses, and then everyone died horribly. Somehow.... anyway, the point is, the spirits of the pets were stuck there because they had been abused or ignored or left behind or whathaveyou.

The first one I found was just a cute little old hound that just needed to be pet for awhile, and she passed on into the afterlife.

This led into thinking 'hey, while we're here, let's help as many as we can!' and the hound-ghost somehow left me a cleanly written list in a handwriting better than my own of ten animals in order of how disturbed they were. So I went to number one next door not knowing if it was the worst tempered or least tempered one.

Well, it looked almost like a junkyard dog, and it could totally talk. I was like, a dog-therapist, giving dog-therapy. To dog-ghosts. Ghost dogs.

Yup.

So I flattered it into giving me an audience, and then found out it had been pretty much kept in a closet all its life, and it's human's ghost came in to grab something. (it was some woman) And then I found out what had happened to it. These were the dog's exact words.

"You chose your man because when you died he would follow you to the grave. He did, but not before butchering 'fluffy' and the two kids."

And I woke up riiiiiiiiiiiiiight around then.


As an added bonus, this isn't the first time Matthew, like, Canada, had popped into a random sequence of dream. He also popped up yesterday? as my mermaid twin brother and we had to get away from a Darkray pokemon that was trying to kill us/mostly me. He was a faster swimmer, but I was the one who could fight with magic and we ended up saving each other's lives. But good grief, that water was foul!

I can totally breathe underwater in dreams sometimes.

What else.....

Ah yes, what's been up with me you ask? Well, I was getting freaked out because I had been having some sharp pains on my right side and had been feeling nauseas since Thursday. I was freaked out with my lack of knowledge of human anatomy, thinking it was my appendix and I was going to die. Nah, it's too high for that. It's like my gallbladder or liver or some other random organ.

That's okay. Those aren't as important. I won't randomly die from those exploding randomly. I think....


~lots of love and kisses for any cute orphaned dolphins orphaned by the tsunami or a shark,
San